Shipping forecast
Royal mail. Second class. Or Evri - This isn't Amazon prime.
Seriously though - we'll try get it to you as soon as possible. I fucking hate waiting for deliveries as much as the next man/ woman/ it/ thing, so we'll keep you as informed as possible. If anything goes wrong - let us know, and if we think there may be a delay, we'll let you know.
Costs:
According to Royal mail & Evri - you looking at around 2 days at a cost starting at about £3. That's within the UK - I don't plan on expanding my piss-hole little operation beyond those borders. We'll keep an eye on the Straits of Hormuz, if anything changes, we'll bring the shipping costs down and pass that on.
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